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Telecoms Contracts, NHS Scotland, Slightly Used, Cash and Holidays Included

Two senior health service insiders, one Ayrshire telecoms firm, cash, gifts and holidays. Sold 2010–2017.

Sold2010–2017Regional
about £88,000≈ €105KAs stated in the source: £88,000 worth of cash, gifts and holidays

Already sold, in 2010–2017. Nothing on Lobay is for sale.

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Seller

Role
senior health service employees
Institution
NHS health boards (NHS Lanarkshire, NHS Lothian)
Place
Lanarkshire and Lothian, Scotland
Country
United Kingdom

Item specifics

ConditionConvicted by jury, High Court in Glasgow (June 2025). Sentences reduced May 2026; confiscation to follow.
LocationLanarkshire and Lothian, Scotland, UK
SellerTwo senior health service employees (NHS Lanarkshire, NHS Lothian), names withheld
Winning bidderAn Ayrshire-based telecommunications firm
CategoryTelecom
Sold2010–2017
Payment methodCash, gifts and holidays
ReturnsNo returns. Jail terms (reduced on advocation, 2026); directors banned 10 years

Description

What the bribe bought

The bribes helped the firm obtain contracts with NHS health boards. The BBC reports the company acquired, used and possessed a total of £5,719,244 of "criminal property", the proceeds of the contracts (a reported figure, not an official profit finding).

What happened

An Ayrshire-based telecommunications firm gave two senior NHS employees approximately £88,000 worth of cash, gifts and holidays in return for commercially sensitive information. The contracts covered supply and maintenance of telecoms and video-conferencing equipment. The payments ran between 2010 and 2017. A jury at the High Court in Glasgow convicted four men. Prison sentences were later reduced by a Bill of Advocation on 20 May 2026. Confiscation proceedings are still to follow.

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Four jailed over 'outrageous' £6m NHS Scotland contract fraud · BBC Scotland News

Official record

Four men convicted of NHS bribery and fraud offences sentenced · Crown Office and Procurator Fiscal Service (COPFS)

Shipping & returns

AuthorityKindAmountYear
High Court in Glasgowprison sentences (reduced by Bill of Advocation, 20 May 2026): directors 7 and 8 years reduced to 6 and 7; officials 8 and 6 years reduced to 7 and 5A Bill of Advocation was passed on 20 May 2026 reducing the original sentences.2025
High Court in Glasgowdirector disqualification (10 years)banned from being company directors for 10 years2025